Smart Decode – Not quite ready, but seems alright

Smart Communications launched Smart Decode yesterday. Although it’s probably going to be used for a bunch useless promotions (Ringbacks? Seriously?), I just realized that this is actually The Solution to all the senseless typing of VAS (“value added services”) commands.

Let me give you an idea:

“Type DUMMYKEYWORD space REGISTER space your FIRST NAME space YOUR LAST NAME space asterisk space YOUR ADDRESS space asterisk YOUR LANDLINE space asterisk, and send this to 999.”

Sounds familiar, no? Of course it does. This is the language that we Earthlings have learned from Pluto. Coincidentally, this is the same language that content partners decided to use in order to confuse, er, help users in using their SMS-based mobile services.

Need to download a wallpaper?
Type DUMMYWALLPAPER space PHONE MODEL space WALLPAPER NAME, shake it to the left, jump ten times, and send to 999.

With Smart Decode, this insanity will pretty much be eradicated. The content partner will simply generate a code (which can be printed in their posters, fliers, and print ads).

When you, The User, see this code, all you have to do is take its picture using your phone’s camera. Almost instantaneously you will be presented with a nice interface where you can fill in forms, download your operator logo, etc. — all in human readable form.

The code is called an mcode (“mobile code”). It’s a 2D barcode which stores information in a bunch of dots.

But ooh-la-la, mcode is not just for those boring content partners who can’t seem to make a decent mobile application. We regular users, The Much Cooler Ones, can have a little fun of our own:

  • Contact information. Definitely a lot more hip than sending a vcard thru bluetooth. Make your friends take a picture of your mcode (which you conveniently printed out & kept in your wallet). Voila! Your contact info will automatically be saved in their address books.
  • SMS message. You can have an mcode to generate a specific SMS message. You can also have it sent to a predefined number.
  • URLs. Your mcode can contain the URL of your website. When your friends scan it, they will be shown a link (which they can click to launch your website in their phone’s browser).
  • Phone numbers. You can scan an mcode to automatically dial a specified phone number.

“Naku, kailangan ko tawagan si Procopio! Ano nga ba ang number nya?”
“Ito o. I-decode mo na lang!”

(And that, ladies & gentlemen, is the reason why no ad agency was stupid enough to hire me as a copywriter.)

In order to scan an mcode, you need to download & install Smart Decode (don’t worry, you won’t get charged for the download). Using your phone’s browser, go to decode.smart.com.ph. Click on the link on the website to install the software automatically (no need to mess around with those jar and sis files).

Take note that you need to use your Smart cellphone to download Decode. You cannot download the application using a Globe or Sun SIM, or even your good ol’ DSL connection.

Some observations on Smart’s credit (give two points for Smart over here!):

  • The application loads real fast even on a crappy Nokia 6600.
  • It takes an average of 2 seconds for the software to “decode” the mcode.
  • You can actually scan the mcode even if its tilted (it will just take a little longer to scan it).

There’s something missing in the equation, though (gimme back those points, dear): The ability for users to create their own codes.

C’mon, Smart, share the love. Help us look cool with those mcodes in our pockets.

Let’s try it out

I was able to generate my own mcodes only because I was a resourceful & nice little girl. Try it out below:

Check your Smart prepaid balance.

The chette.com URL

This is the most popular SMS I receive on my phone

Wow! Ang galing mo na mag-decode!

My contact info (goodbye vcard!)

Laugh out loud

Customize the feed icon in Fireworks

Fireworks users don’t need to feel left out. Or at least when it comes to the feed icon.

Previously only available for the Big Snobbish Graphic Editors (Illustrator, Photoshop, etc.), the color of your feed icon can now be customized using Macromedia Fireworks. You can download the file here: feed-icon-chette

In case you didn’t know …

A feed icon is placed on websites (or content items) to indicate that the content is also available via web syndication (“feeds”). It was originally created for Mozilla Firefox’s Live Bookmarks, but has been proposed to be used universally for feeds. Take note that it is meant to be used for open formats (e.g., RSS 1.0, RSS 2.0, Atom, etc.)

Although the feed icon is not restricted to one standard color, it is still highly encouraged that you use its canonical color: orange. Color is a visual cue, and aids in the usability of websites.

Bill Gates on the Daily Show

This is a clip of Bill Gates appearance in the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last January 29, 2007. Gates’ appearances in this show and the Today Show got a lot of publicity. The Man was actually promoting Windows Vista on mainstream television, not the norm for a guy who has spent a lot of his life talking with geeks.

I just realized why I find Gates much more appealing than Steve Jobs. Jobs seem more like a salesman to me — someone who would always tell me how great his product is, & why I can’t survive without it.

In this clip, however, Gates was his usual nerdy self. And awww, don’t you just find nerds so endearing? I wanted to squeeze him real tight.

Great moments:

Jon: What does the F12 button do?
Bill: I’d stay away from that if I were you.
Jon: Does the F12 do something to someone else’s computer?
[insert Gates’ cute giggle here]

Jon: 5 million people downloaded it? (the beta version of Windows Vista)
Bill: That’s right.
Jon: In essence, have stolen it?
[insert Gates’ cute giggle here]

Jon: Can I have this? (Holding the Vista box)
Bill: You bet.
Jon: What if I don’t know how to use it?
Bill: Call me.
[insert Gates’ cute giggle here]

Jon: What’s your password? Is it Gates?
Bill: (laughs)
Jon: Do you have pets? Did you ever have a puppy when you were younger? What was the pet’s name?
Bill: That’s not my password
Jon: Damn, son of a gun!
[insert Gates’ cute giggle here]

Jon: Do you hire people that can outsmart the worm people?
Bill: Yah, 14-year-olds.
[insert Gates’ cute giggle here]

J.K. Rowling announces release date for Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows

Our favorite author, J.K. Rowling, has updated her website & announced the release date of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows: July 21, 2007. Gracious. That’s this year.

What the hell was she thinking in announcing the release date? Doesn’t she know what it did to me?

Once again, this brought up another batch of conspiracy theories. Why July 21? What is so special with that date? A quick check on Wikipedia unearthed a lot of interesting events, births, & holidays. (One thing came close: the anniversary of the London bombings.)

The announcement was done very J.K. Rowling style — no fireworks, scavenger hunt, online easter eggs, etc. Just a simple news release on jkrowling.com. I guess she figured out the announcement in itself will be too much (it was for me).

The book can now be pre-ordered in Amazon.com. The published price is $18.89 .

Whew. Remember the date, guys! (That’s goes for you too, Jim. You swore to love me forever, & give me all my Harry Potter books.)

Removing nags from Yahoo Messenger

My yahoo messenger kept on nagging me to download an update, so I did. But I had the presence of mind not to install it. However, it now nags me all the time to install the update. It’s getting really annoying. How do I revert back to the old version AND not receive any update notices in the future?

— Paulo

Yahoo Messenger can be quite a pain, huh? They want to give you their ads, their “Skype-killer” voice call feature, and a gazillion of other Yahoo-related “content-tabs” in an app that you simply minimize on your system tray. I never knew the day would come when I would actually favor Windows Live Messenger over it.

Anyway, for your first question, you can download a previous version of Yahoo Messenger in sites such as OldApps.com and OldVersion.com.

Now for the tricky part: Disabling software update notices.

  1. Uninstall your Yahoo Messenger. Yahoo’s uninstall doesn’t usually touch your profiles (where your archived messages are stored), but back it up just the same. Your profiles are typically located at C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger\Profiles
  2. Make sure that you are not connected to the internet when you install Yahoo Messenger. If you’re dialup, just don’t dial in to your ISP.

    If you’re on a network, you need to disconnect yourself from your network. You can do this by simply unplugging your network cable. You can also do this by going to Start > Settings > Network Connections. Under LAN, right click your network connection, and select disable.

  3. Install Yahoo Messenger (the old version)
  4. Go to the directory where you installed it (typically at C:\Program Files\Yahoo!\Messenger).
  5. Look for a file called yupdater.exe, & rename it (any new filename will do).
  6. Connect to your internet (undo the actions you did in step #1).
  7. Run Yahoo Messenger.

Hope this helps.

Shying away from the SEO brouhaha

Yes, I do get your emails — questions about Search Engine Optimization (SEO), asking for advice, tips, etc. Some have heard of the work I did, while some simply analyzed my rankings in Google.

However, because of the sudden brouhaha on SEO, I’m a little uncomfortable talking about it in detail. “SEO Consultants” have sprouted out of nowhere, giving two-hour talks on things they learned from books & other SEO online references, have optimized less than 5 websites, & charging my clients an arm & a leg for their “expertise.”

They talk about key phrases as if it should be the sole content of your website. I have met 3 consultants who even lectured me about the importance of, egad, meta tags & doorways.

Yes. My hesitance is due to my fear that jumping in the SEO hubbub might even further overshadow the value of content.

Content is king.” These are the words I have been hearing since 1997 when I put up my first website. I scoffed at it & simply regarded it as just another buzzword. It took me quite a few years to take these words to heart.

As the years went by, I got more & more involved with websites — hundreds of them — either as a developer, a Project Manager, a writer, a consultant, a designer, or an owner. I started to see how content have magically gave these websites the rankings & the visitors. Heck, a lot of our website even got the top rank in Google without consciously applying a single SEO technique.

Try it: For the time being, forget about your technorati tags, blog pings, invisible key phrases, doorways, Google bombs, & submitting to link directories. And yes, even forget about your search engine friendly URLs. For a couple of months, just concentrate on giving the best quality content for your target market.

Notice how your key phrases’ position & density come out naturally. Notice how this, even more than hundreds of tips combined, can give you that rank that you have never even dreamed of grabbing.

I’m not saying that optimization doesn’t help, because it does. But how do you expect to put in the finishings in a house without the structure? You need to go back to the basics & build the foundation of your website. Only then could you discover what optimization your site really needs. And only then could you realize the true potential of your page rank.

Content is king. After all, even the most poorly written buzzwords can carry a lot of sense.

Computing for input VAT

The expanded value added tax increased the vat rate from 10% to 12%. When computing for your input VAT, the net amount is now divided by 1.12, instead of 1.10.

The formula for getting the gross amount is derived below:

Thus, if the net amount paid is P33.60:

P30.00 is to be recorded as Expense, and the remaining amount (P3.60) is to be recorded as Input Vat.

The formula for computing the input VAT is derived below:

If the net amount is P33.60:

The Dentist Monster

He’s my knight in shining armor — the guy who saves me from anything, alleviates my fears, brings me to the doctor, and basically makes everything all right. He can handle anything, anytime, anywhere.

Until he needed to go to the dentist.

Suddenly, he transformed to someone who could make the most imaginative excuses to cancel his dental appointments.

But pretty soon, this ingenious guy discovered for himself how to cope. He knew how to use technology to his advantage, and I saw him frequently visiting Dental Fear Central.

It probably worked because two months later, my knight is back, ready to carry me in his strong arms once again — with bright, shiny, white teeth.

Links:

Dental Fear Central

Managing your Firefox profiles for easy backup – bookmarks, passwords, and settings

In Mozilla Firefox, your bookmarks, passwords, and settings are saved in something called a profile. This is stored in your hard drive.

Your profile is typically located at C:\Documents and Settings\[User Name]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\xxxxxxxx.default

Whenever you need to reinstall Windows, this might create problems, as most of us don’t usually back up our Application Data folder. You probably would want to save your profile instead in your data directory (or folder that you back up frequently)

To move your profile:

  1. Exit Firefox.
  2. Move your profile folder to your desired directory. For example, at E:\Settings\Firefox
  3. Locate profiles.ini. This is typically located at C:\Documents and Settings\[User Name]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\
  4. Open profiles.ini in your favorite text editor. You should see the following:


    [General]
    StartWithLastProfile=1
    [Profile0]
    Name=default
    IsRelative=1
    Path=Profiles/xxxxxxxx.default
    Default=1

    Note: xxxxxxxx is an eight-character random value that is automatically assigned by Firefox upon installation.

  5. Change this to:


    [General]
    StartWithLastProfile=1

    [Profile0]
    Name=default
    IsRelative=0
    Path=E:\Settings\Firefox\xxxxxxxx.default
    Default=1

    IsRelative is changed from 1 to 0 because absolute paths (not relative) are used.

    The Path value is changed to reflect the new path of the profile. Simply replace this with your new path, then replace xxxxxxxx.default with the name of your profile directory.

  6. Save profiles.ini
  7. Restart Firefox.

Filed trademarks on Harry Potter — Hidden clues to Book Seven?

Now that the real title of the final Harry Potter book is out, let’s take a look at the other trademarks filed by Warner Brothers with the US Patent & Trademark Office.

A sneak peak of the contents of the final book, perhaps?

“Harry potter and the …”

  • Battle For Hogwarts
  • Chamber of Secrets
  • Curse of the Dementor
  • Death’s Head Plot
  • Goblet of Fire
  • Half-Blood Prince
  • Hallows of Hogwarts
  • Hogsmeade Tomb
  • Hogwarts Hallows
  • Mudblood Revolt
  • Order of the Phoenix
  • Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Quest of the Centaur
  • Realm of the Lion
  • Serpent Prince
  • Serpent’s Revenge
  • Shadow of the Serpent
  • Sorcerer’s Stone
  • Tower of Shadows